10 ways to unmask a Parisian by province


Paris

If provincial stand out in the capital, the province Parisians spot even faster. Some symptoms of acute Parisianism.

  1. It groan because there is no subway: Parisian inconceivable without the city subway. It includes not even one can travel by bus or car, or even worse, walk away.
  2. He gets mad because the bars close too soon: is its Parisian life nightlife, but it is the first to complain when the club next door to him is too noisy .
  3. He is angry because the movie does not offer films in VO: the Paris also lies in its cultural life. Films on VF, it makes flee for his life.
  4. It is surprised at the cleanliness of the streets: the Parisian e forgot the meaning of urban cleanliness. For nearly fifteen years (date of his last tour in the provinces), it did not work in a free dog dirt street or chewing gum.
  5. This raptures over the trees and green spaces: to share its annual output to the Bois de Vincennes and the stunted plane trees that adorn the avenues of the capital, the Paris can go months without see a hint of green. So enjoy nature as soon as he can in the provinces.
  6. He through out nails: Parisian pedestrian is always in a hurry, he quickly passes and no matter how to save time ... and lack of being crushed by the provincial driver unaccustomed to transgressions of the Highway code by the locals.
  7. It does not say hello: legendary politeness of Paris ...
  8. He sullenly: the legendary good mood of Parisian ...
  9. It does not leave a tip: the legendary generosity of Paris ...
  10. It does not mix with the locals is the Parisian snob, this is well known. It already not talking to commuters, while the provincial ...